Alright, alright. So I know I'm late. I apologize. The holidays are a crazy time where you often forget what you're doing. Also, my sister was moving and I helped her do that. So can someone hand me that late pass?
Anyways, this week's installment of MM focuses on a controversial rap figure – one
Richard Ross. In honour of his forthcoming show here in Montreal in mid-January
1.
T.I. - Pledge Allegiance To The Swag (feat. Rick Ross)This marathon-length track serves as a proper introduction to the rapper known as the husky-voiced
Richard Ross. Released as a promo single to
T.I.'s recent outing
No Mercy, the song's infectious chorus as well as Ross's verse make it a mandatory repeat play entry.
2.
DJ Khaled - Fed Up (feat. Usher, Young Jeezy, Rick Ross and Drake)Usher on the hook,
Jeezy, Drizzy and
Ricky doing their thing. Solid contributions all-around, even though
Khaled grates on my nerves in a way others wish they could. What's funny about this one is that 6 months after this track dropped (so just around last summer),
Jeezy and
Ross ended up beefin' over perceived shots fired on
Ross'
Teflon Don's "B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast)". Joke's on
Jeezy, though, as
Ross saw
Teflon Don go gold while
Jeezy's
Thug Motivation 103 album has been stuck in limbo as
Jeezy's recent string of flop singles have forced him to rethink things out.
3.
Chris Brown - Deuces (remix) (feat. Drake, T.I., Kanye West, Fabulous, Rick Ross and Andre 3000)This Grammy-nominated hit (from
Brown and
Tyga's
Fan Of A Fan mixtape) gets the extended treatment, as well as an all-too-rare verse from
3 Stacks and a solid contribution from both
Ross and
Kanye West, who's punchline-heavy delivery is a winner.
Ross also means business. If they'd drop
Fabulous off of this track then it'd be one of the best collabos in recent history.
4.
Drake - Find Your Love (remix) (feat. Rick Ross)Drake. Rick Ross. Rapping about designer bags and finding your heart. Beat is hot. So are the verses. The
video for the original? Not so hot.
5.
Bugatti Boyz (Diddy and Rick Ross) - Another OneThe collaboration inbetween
P. Diddy The Third and
Correctional Officer Ricky that begun on the
Teflon Don track "No. 1" is going to be turned into an EP sometime in 2011 under the
Bugatti Boyz moniker (which has inspired me to start a rap outfit called
The Yugo-Lada Menz), and this banging track serves as a proper introduction. It's too bad they shot a video for this and it looks
so terrible.
6.
Kanye West - Devil In A New Dress (feat. Rick Ross)Magic happens when
Yeezy and
Ross hang out. They managed to bang out one of the best tracks off of this year's
Teflon Don (the sublime "
Live Fast, Die Young") as well as this slow-burning highlight from
Kanye's
MBDTF album. Originally released as a solo track as part of
Kanye's
G.O.O.D. Friday series, The
Bink!-produced beat has a great cinematic quality to it, complete with record scratches and (artificial) degradation. The addition of
Offier Rick to the album version completes this track and his voice matches the mood created by the instrumentation perfectly.
7.
Diddy-Dirty Money - Angels (remix) (feat. Rick Ross)Forget the autotune
Diddy on the chorus, this is all about
Ross and his blazing hot first verse ("Rick the ruler/my moolah produce the carats" etc.). The beat screams late-night chill-out and the
Notorious BIG-less version of the song (
Diddy continues to milk his dead best friend a decade-and-a-half later with this recycled verse from
BIG's "My Downfall") is the superior version.
8.
Rick Ross - B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) (feat. Styles P)Through a series of strange decisions, I ended up in NYC this summer for a week, and this track (along with
Drake's "Miss Me") was blaring from every single car stereo near the Harlem hostel I was staying at. A true banger (with production from new-kid-on-the-block
Lex Luger, who also produced
WACKA FLACKA "
I'm Not In The Booth Trying To Goddamn Rap Big Words" FLAME's "Hard In Da Paint"),
Ross tries to distance himself from his correctional officer past by claiming allegiance to the incarcerated scarfaces in the chorus.
Ross subsequently claimed that people were misunderstanding the meaning of the song and it was a cautionary tale, but eh. I don't even think he knows what he's talking about. Go ahead, I dare you to listen and not feel propelled to bob your head.
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